Illumination Enthusiast Gifts

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

Idea/Theory

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

Hospital Departments

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Illuminating agricultural production

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."