Illumination Enthusiast Gifts

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

Ernie, your garden's in the shade --- Nothing will grow here! It'll be fine --- I'm planting bulbs!

Idea/Theory

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Illuminating agricultural production

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.