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'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Great photo."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Say cheese!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Which One is Pulling Out?

"They grow up so fast."

Secret Identity Theft.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Do you remember where this is from?

New to selfies? Pick a style!

'Can we talk... alone?'

Cheese...Crackers.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

The Photographer

Pierre Bonnard.

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."