Identity Photo Connoisseur Mugs

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Great photo."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Stonehenge Imitation

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Do you remember where this is from?

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Cheese...Crackers.

'Can we talk... alone?'

The Photographer

New to selfies? Pick a style!

Pierre Bonnard.

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Summer