Ice Road Navigator Gifts

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

What My Day Feels Like

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Cars.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

US Winter Weather Map.

"Still snow!"

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'