Ice Road Navigator Prints

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

What My Day Feels Like

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

US Winter Weather Map.

"Still snow!"

Road Construction.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'