Ice Navigator Prints

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What My Day Feels Like

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Ice shelfie.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Business Duck

Why giraffes hate winter

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"You are here"

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"