Ice Floe Navigators Gifts

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

What My Day Feels Like

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Books 'n' Carrots

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Lost santa and reindeer.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

One Minute Before Midnight!

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Baby Do Something.

' Kiss me'

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Chinese noodles.

"Land ahoy!"

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

According to my CPS, the Millers, Hudsons and Morgans are giving out healthy stuff. Candy Positioning System.

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

'And how do you like it?'

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

Well, maybe this beach is so new my GPS didn't even know about it – Did you ever think of that?

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."