Ice Floe Navigators Pillows

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

What My Day Feels Like

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Books 'n' Carrots

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Lost santa and reindeer.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

One Minute Before Midnight!

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

' Kiss me'

Baby Do Something.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

Chinese noodles.

"Land ahoy!"

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

'And how do you like it?'

'I was replaced by a state of the art GPS!'

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

Samuel Schneckenreiter: Born 1939, Published 1959,1961, 1965,1972. . . Perished 2013.

"I hate when stores change things around - the cheese was always in this aisle."