Office Navigators Pillows

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'You are here.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Working from Home with Kids

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Bureaucratic castle

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

Pete's trying to groom himself"