Home Office Navigator Pillows

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

"When we have the management video conference tomorrow, perhaps you guys could pretend to respect me as my wife will be in ear shot!"

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

Working from Home with Kids

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'You are here.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Working from OM.

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Bureaucratic castle

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."