Home Office Explorer Pillows

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I want to work from home!"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Studio in December

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Woof"

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."