Workplace Navigation Pillows

Business Mouse

Emergency Entrance

"...and you'll need GPS on your phone to enable you to find your cubicle."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'You are here.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

Out Box

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

Working from Home with Kids

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Bureaucratic castle

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

'Get me personnel!'

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"I'll see you Monday Frank."