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"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'You are here.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Working from Home with Kids

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

Bureaucratic castle

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !