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"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Uh-Oh..."

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Between Offices

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Bashful in Nashville

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'You are here.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'