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"I'm a little worried about the motivational scan of our male trainees."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'You are here.'

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Working from OM.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

Out Box

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

Business Mouse

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

"It's face painting Friday."

"The meeting's at 10. I'll send you a copy of the agenda, the hidden agenda and your personal agenda."

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

Therapist's Swatter

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'Thanks for calling, Furgis. Your file was right at the top of my middle desk box.'