Desk Navigator T-Shirts

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"When you said you were going climbing, I thought you meant on rocks, not paperwork."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

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