Ice Joke Lover Gifts

"Ice-picks and chill?"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"You have ice water in your veins."

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Hopkins!?!

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Although brief, Frosty's appearance at the panel on climate change was none the less impressive.

"My dad's more disinterested in my upbringing than your dad..!!"

Just Buried

'This is amazing. Most of his bones are porous, with the exception of his skull, which is thick as a brick.'

'Salt!... Salt!...'

"I never thought I'd miss ringtones!"

"They're adorable. Are they yours?"

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

I hope he was a bad person. It's hard to keep a good man down!

"I've downloaded your cumulative wisdom and there's still 99.9% free disk space."

'Sorry I'm a little late with today's joke, folks.... I was busy shoveling the global warming off my driveway.'

'I'd seriously consider cryonics if Timmy can sneak me into the basement food freezer.'

Camel

Caution Dry Floor