Ice Cream Addict Gifts

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ice Cream Tower.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'