Hypothetical President Gifts

"Sometimes I think the country would be better if I ran things!"

"He likes it."

Reagacentennial

Worry tank

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Teddy Roosevelt

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Theodore Roosevelt

"Elizabeth Warren? Carly Fiorina? They'd never get elected president. They're not royalty like a Clinton, Bush or Kennedy."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Progress is coming right along!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Four Score and seven years ago...

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Theodore Roosevelt.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

James K Polk

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Trump Chia Pet

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

John F. Kennedy

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Attempting to a Political Career