Hypothetical President Pillows

"Sometimes I think the country would be better if I ran things!"

"He likes it."

Worry tank

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Teddy Roosevelt

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Theodore Roosevelt

"Elizabeth Warren? Carly Fiorina? They'd never get elected president. They're not royalty like a Clinton, Bush or Kennedy."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Progress is coming right along!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

James K Polk

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Theodore Roosevelt.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

Amigos de Mitt.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Four Score and seven years ago...

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

John F. Kennedy

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"