Pretend Play Presidents Pillows

"He likes it."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Imagination

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

That kid's all business.

"I tested very high in playing."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Broom! Broom!"