Hypnotherapy Gifts

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

Hypnotism. Reception. I only need help with insomnia. How much for the "You're getting very sleepy" part?

"You will awaken and do some light filing, answer the phone, that sort of thing."

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Hypnotoon

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."