Hygiene Historian Gifts

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Whack-a-molecule

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Loofah Lady

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'