Hutch Hobbyist Gifts

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Bob’s Museum

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Construction safety.

Recombinant DNA

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

Prince Charles

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

Prisoner Spotter

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

Man sits on house.

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."