Hutch Hobbyist Pillows

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Construction safety.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Recombinant DNA

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Prince Charles

Prisoner Spotter

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

Man sits on house.

'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."