Hunting Season Chuckler Pillows

Harold tried his best to stay safe during hunting season...

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Computers affect real life.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'It's Duck Hunting Season right now, so I only come out at night when it's safe...'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'So begins the 'fall' hunting season!'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'Don't play with the deer call,Jimmie.You will scare the deer.'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.