Hunting Season Chuckler Pillows

Harold tried his best to stay safe during hunting season...

Deer Season Open.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Computers affect real life.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'It's Duck Hunting Season right now, so I only come out at night when it's safe...'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"That won't fool any hunters."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Don't play with the deer call,Jimmie.You will scare the deer.'

'So begins the 'fall' hunting season!'

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Bears hunting men

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.