Hunting Satire Pillows

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Mouse real estate!

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Computers affect real life.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Colonel Bagshot.

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

Unreal Estate.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

'Is this the open house?'