Hunting Dogs Gifts

'The sonar finds underwater structure. You watch out for surface structure.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Pointing.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.