Fox Hunting Gifts

"Tallyho!"

Horse accidents

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

For tuppence a pikey tells a huntsman the hounds have passed through - when huntsman returns pikey reveals he meant the previous day

Look before you leap.

Prudent old gentlman avoiding a dangerous jump whilst an imprudent juvenile takes it on

Champagne at the hunt

The Zealous Huntsman

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

"It ain't fox-hunting, but shooting delivery drones comes close."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Fox hunting.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Now. Hear. This."

Delights of the Chace.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Colonel Bagshot.

A Hunting Apointment

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'This your dog, buddy?!'