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"...And the humus is that good?!!"

"I made dinner!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Too much cilantro

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You're never home."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What are you in for?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Camel'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I love rock festivals!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."