Hummus Lover T-Shirts

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bubble gum leaves

"I said slime."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Military style hedgehog

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Sausages!

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Coronovirus dreams

Change your style, learn to smile!

Bed or breakfast.

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Slug Hospitals

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

You had me at succulents!

"Not gelato – hummus."

You're stuck in a lousy health club membership, too?