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'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I said slime."

Bubble gum leaves

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Military style hedgehog

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Coronovirus dreams

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Blast it, Dubbs, I don't care what the rest of the market is doing - buy me more of those hamster futures now!'

Bed or breakfast.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Saguaro Cacti.

Slug Hospitals

Wilhelm Dilthey

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Not gelato – hummus."

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."