Humorous Lifeguard Tales Pillows

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Saved...life is good!

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Swimming Prankster

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lifesaver!

Safety Barriers

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Spring Break.

Fishy tail.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"We've got a problem."

Haywatch