Humorous Inventions Pillows

"Young Frankenstein"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Solitaire card shark.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man on Island.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'My backup special...'

Reboot Me.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Does he byte?"

Soup on a stick

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."