Innovation Humorist Pillows

'He's a real innovator -- he was the first to accept bribes online.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Scarcity

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Football Chameleon

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Driverless cars rage.

"The Eggsorcist"

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

PET THEORIES

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.