Innovation Humorist Mugs

'He's a real innovator -- he was the first to accept bribes online.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Football Chameleon

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"The Eggsorcist"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

PET THEORIES

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.