Humorous Inventions Gifts

Grub-skewer sandals.

"Young Frankenstein"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Solitaire card shark.

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man on Island.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

Reboot Me.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'My backup special...'

"Does he byte?"

Soup on a stick

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."