Humor Reader Pillows

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'Bless you!'

"Sure they're the frienly loan company. But they have an arrangement with the unfriendly collection agency."

'How'd she handle Thanksgiving with just the two drumsticks?'

"Why, when I was your age. . . I. . . I. . . I was your age."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Mou...Man trap!

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Apricots

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)