Humor In Horror Fan Pillows

Out To Lurch

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

The Brothers Grime

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Canine Scentipede

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Open House of Horrors

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'