Humor In Horror Fan Prints

Out To Lurch

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Canine Scentipede

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

tRUMp, Pirate President

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

No, I don

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'