Humor In Flora Pillows

Rejected State Flowers

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"I'll race you to the top."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Venus fly trap.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"What seems to be the problem?"

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"I warned him not to go vegan."

Belching plant

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Bro Miliads

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'