Humor Builder Pillows

'Hank, can I level with you'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

Private work adjustments

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Design brief.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Irish Bricklayer

Delay in construction works

'Is that the trebuchet?'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow