Humor Builder Gifts

'Hank, can I level with you'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Private work adjustments

Is the heating contractor mad about something? He just needs space to vent?

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

'Design brief.'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Irish Bricklayer

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'Is that the trebuchet?'