Builder Of Funny Moments Gifts

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Malfunctioning geyser

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"This does not make us friends."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Private work adjustments

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"It's weeder's elbow."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

Irish Bricklayer

Delay in construction works