Home Builder With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Is the fire included?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

An exaggeration of estate agents

A cock up of builders

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Affordable housing

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

"Looks like housing starts are up."

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

Ceiling collapse 'Don't worry, that's just settlement.'

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

Dinosaur Bridge

"Haha...check out the typo on this head office memo. They're sending an elven safety officer out to inspect the site."

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

Skip Hire

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

"Oh my god, I'm board!"