Future Homeowner With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Pest Control

'Is the fire included?'

An exaggeration of estate agents

A cock up of builders

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Affordable housing

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Looks like housing starts are up."

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

"Honey, don't get upset, but it looks like someone's in your parking space again."

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

For sale - 50 off.

'I've been trying to buy a condo in Vancouver! They say that real estate prices are going through the roof! At least that's how my agent explained the hole in the ceiling.'

On shirt--You must make this much to afford this place.

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

"And this is where the murders took pl—... I mean, this is your bedroom."

"With house prices the way they are then the idea of a 'lifetime' mortgage makes a lot of sense."

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