Humanoid Gifts

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

The First Martian Dog.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"More documents to shred? I feel I have more to offer this company than sharp claws."

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Citizen of the world.

Employee of the Month

King kong 5 G.

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'