Humanoid Mugs

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"More documents to shred? I feel I have more to offer this company than sharp claws."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Citizen of the world.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Employee of the Month

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.