Humanity Studies Gifts

'It's a turbulent planet - their religious rituals require that the kill one another.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Book dictator

Creator's Remorse

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Dr, Martin Luther King, Jr. 40th Anniversary

Human History

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

English major will work for food.

'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'Would you support capital punishment?'

Something from the Provinces

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Where is everybody going?"

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

Claudio Monteverdi

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"