Humanitarian Prankster Pillows

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Uncle Donnie

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.