Hospitality Prankster Pillows

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.